Mum - I blame McDonalds for our kids getting fat, they should ban fast food chains all together.
Mum 2 - Well… you have a choice
M1 - No we don’t, that’s what they want. Otherwise they are a real handful
M2 - Well, you do have a choice… you just don’t take them there
M1 - it’s not that easy! Do you have kids?
M2 - Yes I do
M1 - Whats her name?
M2 - Ava, she’s 5
M1 - Whats her favourite food
M2 - It’s fish
M1 - Fried?
M2 - No, steamed. She likes the texture.
M1 - (Raises eyebrows)
M2 - She might be pescetarian when she’s older…. or bisexual, i’m not sure but least she’s not gonna get heart problems.